About Me

Astoria, New York, United States
One day I dreamed an impossible dream. In the dream I saw Arsenal defeat Chelsea on December 15, 2007 at Ashburton Grove. I was surrounded by a group of my closest friends. If it weren't for this blog, I would have no idea how we got there.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Who needs Thierry?

For those of you that missed it, a blinding piece of skill from our new main man......
Gotta love the replay in the reverse angle, eh. His right foot is his weaker foot mind you.
Guess what folks? I've submitted for tickets....now just waiting to hear back from Arsenal America. GoodtobeHleb, ChocWhitman, Shulgun1, and theArsenal are the lucky ones. Update forthcoming....

UPDATE: Response from Rick B " i will have to come back to you as I have a fair few for Chelsea and don't know yet what I have left. I will let you know asap."

Fingers crossed........

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Introducing ChocWhitman

It's official.


Ryan has paid his Arsenal America dues. His official blog name (as chosen by him) is ChocWhitman. Kinda like Walt Whitman and Chocolate White Man. Well done on you Ry.

That leaves Shulgun1 as the last person to pay dues. Do it NOW. I plan on submitting ticket requests TODAY. Exciting times.

Once we get confirmation that our tickets are available, then we (read: me) will reserve our hostel and order plane tix.

This weekend there are some pre-season games on which can be seen at our Local Office at 11:15am both Saturday (v Paris Saint-Germain) and Sunday (v Inter Milan). I think we'll save our first visit to the the Worldwide Headquarters for the start of the season. All ArsenalAstorians are welcome to come.

Also, found some good stuff about visiting London on a budget, if anyone is interested. I'm not really, 'cause I'm a baller. I cannot believe how fuckin' rich I am sometimes.

Also, I know some of us talked about seeing Othello at the Donmar Warehouse while we were there. Tickets go on sale on October 15, so, save save save ya broke ass bitches.

And now I leave you with a song.

"Who's that team we call the AAAAaaarsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?

They're the boys in red and white,
And they're fuckin' Dynamite,
And Martin Jol's mother is a whoooooore!
She's a whooore! She's a whooore!"

Learn this song. There will be a quiz.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Bacary still kinda Scary

Arsefans,

Short post for today..

Well, it seems that all of the blogosphere/british press got the spelling of Bacary Sagna's name wrong. Don't I look quite the idiot.

We had our traditional pre-season opener against Barnet a week ago Saturday which we won comfortably 0-2, and another 3-0 stroll over Turkish side Genclerberligi, with new main man Robin van Persie scoring twice. We start every pre-season at Barnet's ground, Underhill, as that is where the reserves (think: minor leaguers) play during the regular season. The reserve games are free and usually played every week. However, there is no game scheduled during the week we are there. Boo-hoo. In the Gencler game both new signings Eduardo and Bacary made there debuts, and both looked solid. Theo Walcott in particular looks a bit hungry for the next season, also managing to get his name on the scoresheet.

Trip update: The membership drive for ArsenalAmerica has started so i suggest we all pony up the 20 dollar membership fee immediately so I can put in ticket requests this week. Read more about it here.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

"Meet Bakari" and "Hostels are, like, Waaaay Cheaper than the W"

'Allo Astorians,


Apparently, we have signed 24 year old French right back Bakari Sagna from Auxerre. He is rumoured to have cost around 6m GBP (the club never discloses transfer fees) and was recently called up to the French senior squad. Don't know much about him, but the arsenal blogosphere predicts that he will be used as cover across the back (Eboue and Toure are gone during the African Cup of Nations), provide Justin Hoyte some Gatorade Fierce competition at right back and possibly release Eboue up the right wing. Don't think he'll be satisfied to just ride the pine though, as he was voted into the Ligue 1 "Team of the Year" ou en francais, "L'Equipe de L'Anee" Finally, we have a defender with a scary sounding name and Predator-like hair to boot.

Kolo....refreshing! William...princely! Justin...stately.
Emmanuel...can I buy you a drink, lass? BAKARI...I've just pooped myself!


He can only see other players' body heat, which may make it difficult for him to mark Cashley Hole on Dec 15th 2007....um, December 15th? You haven't forgotten already? Our impending victory over Chelsea? at the Grove? (insert more clever segue here)

Shulgun1 (aka Teach aka the Cheat) has suggested we stay in a hostel as hotels in London are ass expensive. I've come up with a couple of thoroughly (read: the internets) researched options London House Hotel and Astor Hyde Park. They're both in the Bayswater area and within minutes of the tube, Notting Hill, Hyde Park, and a bunch of other non-Arse related things that will distract me but will entertain other Arse-torians. Both of these are independently reviewed on Tripadvisor and Hostels.com. Look em up. Tripadvisor even has some pics taken by users, which tend to be more honest than the ones on the hostels' main site. My general impression is that Astor is a bit better for meeting folks and socializing whereas London House is just a shade nicer. Prices will vary, depending on living arrangements, from $170-230 (large private room, shared bathroom) for 5 days though. Pretty awesome. Leaning towards London House myself, as they've had some recent renovations.

Four of us are confirmed to go (theArsenal, Shulgun1, GoodtobeHleb, and Ryan). Another 3 (Teddy, Hubris and Toon) are soft confirms. Most of you still (Ryan included) need to sign up at Arsenal America pronto. And you need to think of cool names so I can stop stealing names from another blog. As soon as I get one more hard confirm we will buy flights, reserve the hostel, and request game tix through the supporters club. Earlier the better. This doesn't mean folks can't join us at a later date it will just make finding game seats near us a difficult and potentially more expensive proposition. However, flyzoom is like the jetBlue of international flights and prices won't change for a while now. They also don't abuse folks who may need to reschedule their flight. In fact they may even run some special, like they did this summer, that'll save late deciders and ungodly extra $150 and make me right angry. One flight a day from JFK though, so seats are very limited.

That'll do for now. Up the Arse!!!

Monday, July 9, 2007

The Impossible Dream starts NOW

Hello all,



First post, first order of business. I sent a pretty detailed email last night, but I'll use this to sort of reiterate the finer points.

Basically, unless you definitely know you will not got to the game, what everyone needs to do right now is register at http://www.arsenalamerica.net/. Then, you need to send me your username so that I can submit ticket requests on behalf of all so that we can sit near one another. This is important. In my dream I am surrounded by my friends. This must come true.

Cannot say enough that scoring tickets for this game will be the hardest part of organizing this trip.

In the meantime, for those of us based in Queens, take a look at http://www.flyzoom.com/. Right now you can get tickets for Dec 12- Dec 18 for $498 everything included. Air Canada has good rates for that same time period but I don't think its worth going through customs twice.

For Chicago and California based Astorians, I would check out http://www.airfarewatchdog.com/. Although the layout isn't as flashy as your expedias or your travelocities I'm pretty confident you'll find the best deals there.

That's that for now. Posts won't be all business, I promise. Actually, they will mostly be business until the season starts and/or the trip details have been finalized. After that I'll prolly just talk about how anticipation of the trip keeps me up most nights. That and the fat/hideous/lame/general cunty-ness of Chelsea players and fans.

Kiss the crest!